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After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The k** replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

Sexual confusion words or a Glossary of words used by Hamsterites that could cause misunderstanding if taken out of context. Both meanings are here explained for the newcomer’s benefit. ASS - A mammal of the genus equus, smaller than an horse: Used by American Hamsterites to refer to the arse, derrière or backside of the genus homo sapiens. BDSM. If you were in unit M of the Bomb Disposal Squad, this is ‘not’ a reference to your wartime heroism!! BONER – A low grade a****l only fit for sausages, a painful embarrassing mistake or a person who fits bones to corsets etc. Used by Hamster… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

A survey on masturbation. I thought it would be fun. ;-) So here it is (and you don't have to answer all the questions if you don't want to!): How often do you masturbate? Where do you usually like to masturbate? What's the longest time you've spent masturbating in one day? What do you like to masturbate to? How do you masturbate? Toys (if so, what kind?), fingers, another method? Do you masturbate less when you are in a relationship? What's your most memorable time masturbating? Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever masturbated with someone? Have you ever masturba… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)… Διαβάστε περισσότερα